First off, I hope you all choose to read this STRICTLY for entertainment purposes. I don't like to whine about my busy lives because, frankly, who doesn't have a busy life. "Busy" is a relative term anyway. Who cares that I have four kids, many places to go, a new puppy (not by choice), and a husband whose job dictates our life? Don't go thinking I need a back rub or a medal. It's all just part of life.
So, back to my entertaining blog right? I thought of you all--whoever you are--in case you need an excuse to smile or laugh.
In the last twenty (okay maybe thirty) minutes:
I busted Maggie (the dog I like but don't love) eating through a garbage bag I had just tied up.
I re-bagged the garbage bag.
Cut Olivia's bangs.
Started the tub.
Changed a poopy diaper
Began believing in miracles when Maggie went into her kennel for the first time EVER.
Realized that it was no miracle when she got out just as fast.
Answered the phone and briefly began talking to my friend Jenny when Olivia screamed, "Maggie jumped into the tub with us!"
You can't make this stuff up!