Monday, August 17, 2009

Just so you don't think...

....that life is always peachy around here, today:

1. Brady screamed bloody murder during the night. He was inconsolable until Thad brought him outside for 30 seconds. The pacifier, singing, bottle, or any other darn thing didn't work. He did take a huge poop later today. Must have been alllll those blueberries he ate.
2. Kate lost friends and tv today. We have had way too much whining, arguing, and tantruming for her seven year old mouth.
3. Ryan came home from a sleepover. Within 20 minutes, he also lost friends and tv today for telling Kate to "shut your butthole."
4. Olivia has thrown about 5 tantrums since this afternoon. We have had the, "I hate tacos" tantrum, the "I don't want to go to the store" tantrum, the "I am not getting out of the car" tantrum, and "You are the meanest mommy ever" tantrum.
5. Thad and I have already gotten on each other's nerves as well tonight.

Now tell me that your day wasn't perfect either?!

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

This isn't the same type of non-perfect day, but everytime I step outside I start to sneeze, and sneeze, and sneeze some more. So, then I take some allergy medicine, and I feel all loopy for four hours.

Tami

TBRKO said...

I feel a little loopy from my Bacardi Raz! I have had one a night for the last several. It's time for me to call AA!

ABCDH said...

I can't stop laughing about the "shut your butthole".
I am SO mature.

Kris said...

OMG, I guess I'm just as mature as AJ because I'm laughing my ass off at that too! How the hell do you not laugh. The other night at Holly's she had to start the "count" with Isabelle....
Holly said "one"
Isabelle said "two, three, go to your room!"
Seriously it was about the funniest thing I ever heard! Gotta love kids for that...

Pout Baby Boutique said...

I'm sorry, but "shut your butthole" made me laught out loud.

Knock it off Bonnie, I have a sleeping kid here!

Holly

Tortorice's said...

Okay we are all sick because I am still laughing from it as well. Well Bonnie who would have thought you would start hitting the bottle...I love it!

TBRKO said...

I can tell that you all prefer these good old crazy Stafford family story posts to the cheesy recaps!

Vicky said...

Bacardi Raz has been my poison too lately :) We are on day two of groundings and I don't know what else I'd take away!

Erin said...

Oh man, and you added my kid to the mix this afternoon? I don't know whether to thank you or scold you for doing that to yourself. I'm with the others--shut your butthole is classic!! How did you EVER manage to keep a straight face? I think I would've laughed, scolded, and then laughed some more in the bathroom or something.

ABCDH said...

I like the cheesy recaps too!