Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Serenity

God grant me the serenity to stay out of a mental institution.
Assure me that my children are "normal" for:
Using (loudly) a whoopee cushion in the dentist's office. So glad they gave that as a reward.
For fighting 800 times a day.
For asking 25000 questions a day, most of which are identical to the question asked five seconds prior.
For hating every.single.meal I make, and for requesting McDonald's every.single.day
For being three and running through the doctor's office saying it's ok, because he's running bases.
For sliding into said bases.

I really could ask for more God, but I'm too tired. So instead I'll be thankful they're healthy enough to want to make me mentally ill. :)

5 comments:

ABCDH said...

Haha! I get SO frustrated when my kids act like, well, kids!!

Erin said...

You hit it! It's exhausting, but in the end we're thankful they're healthy.

Eliza beth said...

So miracle conditions in which your kid act as a naughty things. We feeling exhausting with act like it.
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Melissa Tortorice said...

Serenity? What is that?

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