Kate: "Mom when I grow up, I'm not gonna be a teacher anymore."
Kate: "I hate getting up early."
Me: "Well Kate no matter what job you have, you will have to get up early."
Kate: "Then I'll just be a mom."
Me: "Kate you have to get up early when you are a mom." (and all night honey...but I didn't say that)
Kate: "Well then I'll just spank them."
Sometimes you can't win when having a conversation with your children.