Monday, September 26, 2011
After countless hours of listening to my children complain, I came up with a new response (off the top of my head mind you) at 7am this morning.
Kate: "Mom do you know why I'm always mad at you?"
Me: "I am not in right now. I only take complaints between the hours of 12am and 4am. Please leave your message at the tone, and I will never return your call. BEEP."
Kate: "Whatever Mom"