Monday, September 26, 2011

I'm Mean

After countless hours of listening to my children complain, I came up with a new response (off the top of my head mind you) at 7am this morning.

Kate: "Mom do you know why I'm always mad at you?"
Me: "I am not in right now. I only take complaints between the hours of 12am and 4am. Please leave your message at the tone, and I will never return your call. BEEP."
Kate: "Whatever Mom"

3 comments:

Ben said...

That's awesome+hilarious! It's similar to what my boss has started doing. When he's done listening to or dealing with someone, he'll just say "Unsubscribe!" and that's the end of the conversation. ;)

ABCDH said...

Haha! Awesome.

Be the change... said...

I am glad my kid is the only one that says that stuff...I think I might have to copy your rebuttal.