Wednesday, November 30, 2011

An honest question from Ryan

Last night as Ryan was helping me put away some stuff I bought at Target (read: looking for the one item he requested I buy for him), he pulled out a box of tampons.
"Mom what are these?"
"They're tampons."
"Why did you buy them?"
"Because I'm getting my period next week, and I need them."
"How do you know you're getting your period next week?"
"Because I just know."
"Do you go to the doctor to get that?"
"Um......no Ryan....haven't you had health?"

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

This has got to be one of the funniest things you have ever written about!

Tami

ABCDH said...

Last month Bill overheard the girls talking about a tampon that was on the bathroom counter and it ended with someone telling someone I put it in my butt. Nice.

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