An honest question from Ryan

Last night as Ryan was helping me put away some stuff I bought at Target (read: looking for the one item he requested I buy for him), he pulled out a box of tampons.

"Mom what are these?"

"They're tampons."

"Why did you buy them?"

"Because I'm getting my period next week, and I need them."

"How do you know you're getting your period next week?"

"Because I just know."

"Do you go to the doctor to get that?"

"Um......no Ryan....haven't you had health?"